Sunday, June 29, 2008

Food Review (& Useless Information): SPRINKLES CUPCKAES


Since Andrew and Hannah came to visit us this, and we would be in the area ANYWAYS, we would go to Sprinkles Cupcakes. For those of you who don't know (which was me until a few weeks ago), Sprinkles started in Beverly Hills where EPC (Executive Pastry Chef) Candace Nelson used her
great grandmother's cupcake recipe that she made in her San Francisco restaurant during the 1930s. Well, now it has arrived in Scottsdale, Arizona! They have 10 flavors available each day - you can check the chart online even to see when your favorite flavor will be available.

The first thing I noticed when we got in the store was there were no tables and chairs. How am I supposed to eat a cupcake OUTSIDE when it's over 110 degrees outside??? The frosting would of been a puddle on the ground in a matter of seconds. But, the girl did give us our cupcakes on plates and we stood in the corner of the very small store and stuffed our faces. I guess everyone else in Scottsdale gets their cupcakes to go so they can stuff their face in the privacy of their own home. Nope, not me, I like to stuff my face in public, surrounded by 20 or so skinny men and women who are all pretending they are buying these cupcakes for their fat friends.

Ok, on to the actual cupcake portion of this review. I had a Red Velvet cupcake, which was VERY yummy, but left my hands kinda greasy (I guess another reason to get your cupcakes to go). Adam had the Milk Chocolate Vanilla cupcake and Andrew went for the Peanut Butter Chocolate cupcake. These cupcakes had a "high frosting density" (direct quote from Andrew) meaning, there was about a half an inch or more layer of frosting. While standing in the corner of the very small store and eating our cupcakes we realized while our hands were greasy - we read the directions on the cake mix they sell and the batter uses 3 STICKS OF BUTTER and the frosting uses another STICK OF BUTTER. That's math I can even do, 3+1 = 4 STICKS OF BUTTER!!!

Now I don't think I've ever met a cupcake I didn't like, and I did enjoy this cupcake, but it was the experience that left me disappointed. It would of been much better if they had a few tables and chairs so you could sit and talk and eat your cupcakes. I felt like we were breaking some cupcake law by eating our cupcakes inside, but I'm sorry it was hot outside and by the time we would of gotten them to the car and got home, they would of been melted. And I'm not paying $3.25 per cupcake to eat melted mush (but if you know me I so totally would of eaten melted cupcake mush.

So now it's time for the useless information portion of the review: What do you know about cupcakes? Here is some interesting facts:


The name of "cupcake" is given as it is a small cake the size of a teacup. In previous centuries, before muffin tins were widely available, the cakes were often baked in individual pottery cups, ramekins, or molds. The name "fairy cake" is a fanciful description of its size; an appropriate size for a party of diminutive fairies to share. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupcakes


There seem to be two theories about the origin of recipes titled "cupcake:"

1. The name comes from the amount of ingredients used to make the cake (a cupful of flour, a cupful of butter, cupful of sugar etc.)
2. These cakes were originally baked in cups. Old cookbooks also sometimes mention baking cakes in small cups. These cups may very well have been earthenware tea cups or other small clay baking pans. These would easily accommodated baking level oven heat and produce individual-sized cakes. This is not the same thing as contemporary metal cupcake pans, enabling cooks to bake a dozen small cakes in one fell culinary swoop. http://www.foodtimeline.org/foodcakes.html#cupcakes


The term 'cupcake' is first mentioned in E. Leslie's 'Receipts' of 1828. Breaking with tradition of weighing ingredients at this time they ingredients began to be measured in cups. According to "Baking in America" by Greg Patent, this was revolutionary because of the tremendous time it saved in the kitchen. "The Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink in America." explains that the cup name had a double meaning because of the practice of baking in small containers — including tea cups. (Crazy About Cupcakes)

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I swear these things only happen to me....

For the past week Adam and I have been going down to the pool after work because it's like 112+ degrees outside. We usually see some people we know from our complex and chat with other couples. Tonight a cute little boy was playing near us, maybe 5 or 6 years old. After he is finished annoying another couple in the pool, he swims over to us,and here is my conversation with him:

Strange Little Boy(SLB): You're a girl and if you get pregnant you will have a baby

Me: Yup, that's right

SLB: My mom just had a baby

Me: Oh how fun

SLB: She feeds her from a bottle, she uses a pump to get milk from her boobs because they are fake

Me: Oh really...

How are you supposed to respond to that one?!?!? I guess we were boring because after that he swam away and started bothering the other couple again

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Los Dos Molinos

Yesterday we tried a new Mexican restaurant, Los Dos Molinos. We were going to be in the area anyway - a hot night of Bingo at one of Arizona's finest casinos, Vee Quiva. So we hop in the good old Hybrid, cruise down the I-17 all the time laughing at people driving huge trucks and SUV's who spent over $100 to fill their gas tanks. All of a sudden we saw this:

Now you might think to yourself, ummm...Erin, why did you take a picture of this? Well duh! If you didn't know that this was the I-17 in Phoenix, you would of sworn you were driving on the 5 south on your way to Tijuana! This was a daily occurrence on the freeways of South San Diego (aka North Tijuana), and I swear this is the first time I've seen a truck piled that high here in Phoenix.

Anyway, I digress. We make it to the restaurant

We are both VERY excited and hungry. Adam mentions that this place is pretty spicy, and I'm like, HELLO...I'm from National City. You can see the Mexico from my house, I know what spicy is. Even the menu has the following caveat:

When you read our menu and see the word "chili" keep in mind we use New Mexico Chilis and this means "Hot" with the best flavor this side of the Rio Grande. If you know "Hot" put us to a test but if you don't we suggest you try one of our other wonderful dishes that don't have any "Heat". I'm sorry we do not provide a mild sauce, I do not know how to make "Mild".

Well this isn't going to stop me! So we order - we both get Chimichangas, I get machaca with red sauce, Adam gets chicken with green sauce. While we are waiting we snack on freshly made tortilla chips and accompanied with a red and green salsa. I go for the red salsa first and then my mouth is ON FIRE. Not like "oh that's a little on the spicy side" fire, more like out of the cartoons with smoke coming out of my ears and flames out of mouth. Adam tries the green salsa (of course just a little dab of it on his chip) and he escapes burning his tongue. The chips were really really good, and when I was brave I would put the SLIGHTEST dab of salsa on it. Meanwhile, the guy at the table next to us (a white guy at that) finished the green salsa and asked the waiter for another, larger bowl of it. Then our food comes - here is mine:

I'm all excited and tear into the chimichanga. Well wouldn't you know that the machaca was cooked in the HOTTEST SAUCE IN THE WORLD that has now ended up on my plate. So here is how dinner went: a bite of burning hot meat, a bite of tortilla with the sauce scraped off of it, drink of diet coke, a few tortilla chips, and a drink of water. Repeat that about 10 times and that was dinner. Although by the time I made it to the middle of my chimichanga I discovered this:

Three nice little, red hot chili peppers that had been cooked with the machaca. OMG. I could have died if I ate those! I would of been like that guy in the A1 commercial where he is putting A1 sauce on his steak on the grill, he spills a drop on the grill and the next this we know he is sitting on the back of an ambulance with his tongue all wrapped up in bandages. Now that would of made a great picture on my blog! All I can say is that we can't wait to go down there again.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Problem Solved!

I solved my Fortune Cookie problem! At the end of The Fortune Cookie Chronicles, she mentions a guy who had saved a bunch of his fortunes and created a Fortune Cookie Album!!! Of course I bought 2 albums IMMEDIATELY. I will post some pictures as soon as I get them!

Monday, June 9, 2008

LOST Finale Recap

Check out this GREAT website that recaps every LOST episode:
The Ack Attack

I can only aspire to write witty comments like this:

So back in LA, Sayid has apparently been reunited with Nadia AND his flat iron. He goes to visit Hurley in the Cuckoo’s Nest.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Reason # 3,472 Why I Love Adam

He makes a mean cinnamon roll...YUMMMMMMY!!!

Friday, June 6, 2008

Then...and Now




Picture #1- August 17, 2007. Notice the nice tan I have and that you can actually see my neck.

Picture #2- May 24, 2008. Notice how white I am and I live in Phoenix "It's only 100 today" Arizona. Also, my neck is MIA. And I think I have "cankles".

Bloggers Block & Fortune Cookies

I have Bloggers Block! Every night I come home from work, check my email, etc and log into Blogger ready to write...and NOTHING. I even googled "what to blog about"...nada, not even one idea. Adam is playing poker tonight with some guys from work and I am going to get a TON of things done and then relax and continuing reading "The Fortune Cookie Chronicles: Adventures in the World of Chinese Food", which is very good so far.

Speaking of fortune cookies, I have saved every fortune I've ever gotten probably for the last 5 years or so, and I want to do something really cool with them, but of course I don't know what. At one time I had the crazy idea of using them to wallpaper a bathroom or something. But if you know me, you know I would NEVER have the patience for that, and I really don't want to take it down whenever we move. I also thought of buying a really cool Asian looking journal and gluing them in there, but I have yet to find the perfect Asian looking journal. So for now they are piling up on my dresser, looking very sad and ready to be used for something!