For the past week Adam and I have been going down to the pool after work because it's like 112+ degrees outside. We usually see some people we know from our complex and chat with other couples. Tonight a cute little boy was playing near us, maybe 5 or 6 years old. After he is finished annoying another couple in the pool, he swims over to us,and here is my conversation with him:
Strange Little Boy(SLB): You're a girl and if you get pregnant you will have a baby
Me: Yup, that's right
SLB: My mom just had a baby
Me: Oh how fun
SLB: She feeds her from a bottle, she uses a pump to get milk from her boobs because they are fake
Me: Oh really...
How are you supposed to respond to that one?!?!? I guess we were boring because after that he swam away and started bothering the other couple again
13 years ago
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